Hippo Jokes and Hippo Riddles
What do you call an insincere hippo?
A hippocrite.
How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want?
Try hipponotism.
How do hippos commute?
In a hippopotabus.
What do you call two hippos riding a bicycle?
Optimistic.
How do you vaccinate a hippo?
With a hippodermic needle.
What do you give a seasick hippo?
Lots of room.
What did the hippo get when he started exercising every day?
Hippopotamuscles.
How can you be sure that a hippo is telling you the truth?
Have him take the Hippocratic Oath.
What do hippos put on their hot dogs?
Hippopotamustard.
Where should you bury a dead hippo?
In a hippocrypt.
What did the hippo get when he stopped shaving?
A hippopotamustache.
What happens to hippos who get too cold?
They get hippothermia.
What do you call a hippo who thinks he’s sick?
A hippochondriac.
What do hippos make when they form a band?
Hippopotamusic.
What’s more difficult than getting a hippo into the back seat of your car?
Getting TWO hippos into the back seat of your car.
What jungle animal can you put in a trance?
A hypnopotamus.
What’s cool, Irish, and likes to splash in rivers?
A hip O’Potamus!
What do you give a seasick hippo?
Lots of room!
What do hippos put on their hot dogs?
Hippopotamustard (Hippopota-mustard)
What’s more difficult than getting a hippo in the back of your car?
Getting TWO hippos in the back of your car!
What do you call a hippo without any eyes?
A hppo!